Mhandararuoko
/phonetic/sexual
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Masturbation - usually male, definitely solo, and 100 % guaranteed to respond “Seen” to every WhatsApp text mid-session.
Literal breakdown: mhandara = virgin, ruoko = hand “Virgin-hand.” DIY pleasure where the only partner is five fingers and a vivid imagination. Synonym rap-sheet: gweto / gwetembe – same crime, legal jargon. Five-star / five-a-side – five fingers doing teamwork. Bonyo-ponyo - because onomatopoeia never lies.
"Akanzi diet yake ndeye mhandararuoko since 2020 lockdown."
Translation: "He’s been on a masturbation-only diet since the 2020 lockdown."
Etymology
Contemporary Zimbabwean slang. First documented in urban areas.
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